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Thursday, 15 October 2015

My wierd experience ch 1

Once again the day passed as usual
Prabhu didn't get the chance to say what he wanted to say for a year now but he was determined not to get his halcyon years end in vain no matter what he was determined to propose today but Tanuja was going on and on all about her dreams and ambition how the life would b what she would do somehow today their joint study plan became a discussion about her future plans and ambitions that was the queue he was waiting for so long finally he gathered his wits, looped his arm through hers
"Ready for winters to start ?"
"You bet I m completely ready and well prepared for this nov and dec"
That was weird what the hell is she talking about but still it was time to press on
“Can you believe we’ve graduated?” 
" no, I can't it's just a dream come true. It took us what 6 years to pass the med school finally we are doctors "
She was excited that is a good sign
“Yes, and We’re officially be adults, ready to make our way in the world. Soon, we’ll be the ones throwing parties.”
"The hell of a party once we clear the pg party will b so big u can't even imagine"
WTF does she even think about anything other than pg
Time to take out the big guns,
Holding her hand he looked straight in her eyes and said as seductively as he can
“you know soon Our friends will be getting married and having babies...”
"Yah ! I know about Mona's marriage but we have to prepare for the exams"
He already knew her I Q was zero but this time he was sure it was a negative value
Hopeless as it was he continued never the less
"Their children's will grow into beautiful angles and demons it will b so loving to b parents"
"I know and u know the bad part is we might not b able to meet them we
Will b doing our Pg "
WHAT THE HELL for once plz under stand me it took all his will power to calm down and say as smoothly as he can
"You know one day their children will fell in love and our friends will b grand parents"
" listen Prabhu I know what u r trying to say"
Astonishment hit him like a running train it took him a min to register what she said "you do"
"Yah ! Even I was thinking the same thing..."
Finally she under stand
Tanuja continued "don't worry even though we might miss Mona's marriage no way I m going to miss her childrens marriage we are going to get super speciality just after pg "
This was too much the volcano he had kept hidden inside finally exploded anger ran through his veins fumes literally coming out of his ears offcourse Tanuja registered non if these she was fixated in her book
Booming his voice sky high he exploded each word coming out like sparks in a fire "ARE...WE...EVEN...ON...THE...SAME...PAGE...HERE "
Finally she took her eyes out of her book looked at Prabhu and blinked he was ragging like fire but she couldn't understand why
"Of course we are page 1745 haryson 19th edition! Aren't we???"
With confusion written all over her face she looked at Prabhu's book and smiled as she realized what was going on
"See, I knew something was wrong you are still on page 1740 but don't wry I will go back" she flipped some pages and looked at him with the same puppy dog mesmerising eyes she always does
First he was struck dumb by her look,exhaled and finally laughed at top of his lungs as he realized why he loved her so much she was so innocent and dumb at the same time 
No way he can make her understand by going around the bushes
He has to confront it face on
"Listen,what I meant to say was why can't we get married and have children and have a life..."
Now it was her turn to get shocked, she closed her book and looked at him straight in the eyes with a look as blank as death itself
This made him uncomfortable but he continued never the less
"I know u have big dreams and all but its not like anything will change after pg and all it will b the same..."
"Yes"
"I knew u were going to say that but plz listen we can prepare after marriage don't just say no....
Wait a minute what did u say"
"I said yes"
"U r not joking right? U know what marriage is"
"Hey I know u think I m an idiot but I am not that dumb u know I know what marriage is my cousin got married last month and she told me everything about it"
"Great now the easy part is over it's time for the difficult one"
"What's that???"
"MEET THE PARENTS"

Thursday, 1 October 2015

Sun and the earth

*I know u people have read lot of versions of this poem here's mine.I hope the one for whom I have written will understand what I have written...

They were standing in the balcony after their usual fights,once again Suraj had tried to convince her but it was a hopeless job.
As much as they love each other their was no way Nahan would even consider going against,the Law of the society she was born in. The law clearly states
"An untouchable like her must not touch anyone from a higher class".and even though Suraj had brought her to a place far away from her society and family, in a different world She could never forget her roots.
After a long silence the wind finally start breaking
‘Have you heard about the poem of the sun and the earth?’ Nahan asked Suraj.

‘No,’ said Suraj with a seductive grin, corning a little closer to her. ‘But I’d love to hear it’

‘Apparently the earth sometimes thinks of the possibility of coming closer to the sun,’ said Nahan. ‘But she can’t do that. She is so base and his brilliance so searing, that she will cause destruction if she draws him closer.’

(What now?)

‘I disagree,’ said Suraj. ‘I think the sun burns only as long as the earth is close to him. If the earth wasn’t there, there would be no reason for the sun to exist.’

‘The sun doesn’t exist just for the earth. It exists for every single planet in the solar
system.’

‘Isn’t it really the sun’s choice for whom he chooses to exist?’

‘No,’ said Nahan, looking at Suraj, melancholic. ‘The moment he became the sun, his calling became higher. He does not exist for himself. He exists for the greater good of everyone. His luminosity is the lifeblood of the solar system. And if the earth has any sense of responsibility, she will not do anything to destroy this balance.’

‘So what should the sun do?’ asked Suraj, his hurt and anger showing on his face. ‘Just waste his entire life burning away? Looking at the earth from a distance?’

‘The earth isn’t going away anywhere. The sun and the earth can still share a warm
friendship. But anything more is against the laws. It is against the interests of others.’

Suraj turned away from Nahan in anger. Feeling nothing, he looked up at the skies, towards the gods he did not believe in.

(Dammit! I love you it's that simple and that complicated )

He banged the balcony railing with his powerful fist, dislodging some bricks and stormed off.

Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Actual Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers.

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise reduction turn right 45 Degrees."

TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

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From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f-ing bored!"

Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"

Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f-ing bored, not f-ing stupid!"

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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."

United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."

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A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long rollout after touching down.

San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able.

If you are not able, take the Guadelupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."
A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

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Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"

Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"

BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."

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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land."

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While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

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